Granny and the case of the mysterious dentures

Granny is doing really well. Has a wicked sense of humour. And guzzles wine and ouzo like there’s no tomorrow. Also raids the fridge and we’re realizing how huge blocks of ementhal and jarlsburg cheese suddenly vanish overnight . Her metabolism rivals that of the steam engine , amazing . Also a great act . Regularly she does a Shakespearean piece where she imploringly complains of a major trauma, that she swallowed her lower dentures. Then one night we heard a sound and discovered her denture under her bed. When confronted with this reality she became quiet , could not contest that .
Love you , Granny.